February 2009
115 posts
Gonads.
Laura: Right now I'm reading about the descent of the gonads.
Me: Omg how do they do it??
Laura: With a smile.
Girls Like Mysterious Guys
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ryanpurtill:
Now I don’t know a ton about girls, I’ll be the first to admit it. I don’t know if they like being hit on, if size matters, or where they pee out of. It’s a mystery like the bermuda triangle, but one thing I do know is that girls love a mysterious adventure.
This is why when I’m out on a date and things are getting a little stale, I will pay the waiter $40 to come up to...
Oh shit. oh shit oh shit!
Cubby was on Tyra.
January 2009
77 posts
It's Friday night...
and I’m sitting at home…alone…studying.
What’s wrong with me? Heart Rate 64, Bilateral Lung sounds clear, Temperature 98.7…
Diagnosis= NERD
Success.
Went to get coffee and some alka seltzer.
How old am I?
coffeeandacasio:
characterizationofmylife:
And do I have to be mature about learning how to insert a foley catheter on a man??!?! EWW This has to be the sickest slash most awkward thing of my life.
you never have to be mature about that. i already told you. lol.
PS. My mom thinks this is hilarious that I’m freaking out. She laughed at me…a lot.
And then this happened...
Me: So if I don't pass the skill check off, does that mean I just don't have to do it...ever??
Pat (coolest awesomest lab lady): No, that just means I'll make you do it perfectly on every pervy old man in the hospital!
How old am I?
And do I have to be mature about learning how to insert a foley catheter on a man??!?! EWW This has to be the sickest slash most awkward thing of my life.
Making Blueberry Scones with Lemon Glaze...
while drinking wine?? wait, yesss…
discovery of the day.
coffeeandacasio:
ben konop is on wikipedia. (wow.) it’s hard to take a politician seriously when he comes into the coffee shop you work at on a frequent basis, and acts like a big d-bag every time.
Ben K = Biggest Creeper ever.
having two unrelated thoughts at the same time.
1. A lot of the people I went to grade school with are engaged. Scary.
2. I think since I can’t avoid looking like a hippie, I’m just going to go all out hippie. Yah?
I'm going into seclusion.
I hope your all happy.
everyday. a little bit more.
coffeeandacasio:
i regret not going to see kings of leon with beth. dang.
You should feel bad leaving me alone at such a great concert as that was!
throwing down.
I feel like some of the famous tumblrs have been in a fight? It’s hilarious to me in a sad way…
Margot and the Nuclear So and So’s,...
today is the longest. day. everrrr...
To Whoever Is In Charge of These Things:
saramcpherson:
I would be eternally ecstatic - if for nothing but the blogging material - to someday live in one of the following actual towns or cities:
Intercourse, Alabama Unalaska, Alaska Floss, Arizona Hasty, Arkansas Hooker, Arkansas Magazine, Arkansas Toad Suck, Arkansas Scarface, California Dinosaur, Colorado Hygiene, Colorado Blue Ball, Delaware Christmas, Florida Climax, Georgia Santa...
I wish blinds were on a timer.
I wonder how much time I spend opening and closing them in a day? a week? My life?!?!
tmblg:
Brian Jonestown Massacre - Open Heart...
creepy.
it is weird to walk in a circle around the library to see if a certain cute boy is here??
Hold on… he’s doing the same thing I think.
everything is a choice.
coffeeandacasio:
and i’m choosing to make the best of my life. with or without you in the equation.
Not to be cliche but you go girl.
“What if peas were marketed like drugs?”
– My Nursing Pharmacology textbook.
What if…
Laura needs a tumblr
Laura: You see how the library has no support ropes? It's like a big donut- filled box.
Me: Yes, and we are all jelly- filled.
i feel like i got stood up last night.
coffeeandacasio:
characterizationofmylife:
coffeeandacasio:
i was like the ugly girl, standing outside of a restaurant in the freezing cold.
You’re never the ugly girl.
like i just said. you’re the love of my life. lol.
I know. So let’s get married, move to Nashville, and be old cat ladies with robes. And/or those giant baby pj’s. Mmm flannel.
those english.
phil: i'm having a superbowl party.
beth: what kind of food do you want?
phil: beer.
I asked him the same question twice and got that answer! I don't think he understands that beer is not a food group (essential though, and perhaps an unspoken assumption?)
... aka The Internet World we live in
Me: Do you know how to spell Joanna?
Kev: Ha, yeah! We're facebook friends.
Me: Oh dear...
We are pathetic.
I just realized I invited you out on Tumblr. Instead of calling, texting, or even showing up unannounced at your house. Tumblr. I bet it’s the first place you’ll get the message.
Buttons, Benjamin
Saw it yesterday. Anyone else? Loved it. I wish I had my own BB.
i feel like i got stood up last night.
coffeeandacasio:
i was like the ugly girl, standing outside of a restaurant in the freezing cold.
You’re never the ugly girl.
ORbama
Listening to the inauguration while observing a breast reduction surgery is probably the sweetest thing I’ve ever done in my life. Or sickest.
Belle and Sebastian- If She Wants Me
Today.
I love third eye blind dance parties in the car with best friends.
“A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.”
– Mytee Car place… This is my life motto.