December 2008
21 posts
Rejection leaves me feeling very empty.
“I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large shrimp. That...”
– Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts aka hilarious
frustration abounds.
coffeeandacasio:
sorry i just stole your tagline, stupid. but it is SO fitting right now.
i received the most amazing pair of TOMS from my parents today. they are beautiful. i’ve been lusting over them for about 4 months now. and today, i got them. but guess what… THEY ARE TOO SMALL. even though i ordered the same size as the other pair that i have. they don’t fit. and they are completely sold...
No! snow
I believe this is the first Christmas I can remember that we haven’t had snow. It’s quite upsetting to me.
christmas eve at grandma's.
dad: but what bad can you say about mr rogers?
grandma: he killed people.
dad: well you can say that. but it's not true!
Your grandma is incredibly wise. Rogers killed a lot of people. Assisted suicides included.
The EEL vs. AEL, Round 2
Me: Oh you still have to do all of your Christmas shopping yet?
The English: Yeah, erm, well I went before work yesterday but the queues were too long I had to leave. And I still don't know what to get for my dad.
Me: Yeah me neither. I was going to get my dad some cool baking gadget or something. But you guys don't bake so...
The English: Well I usually get my dad a "soc-cerrrr" shirt but he's already got all of em.
Me: Of come on! I know what football is in your language!
love my sisters.
eva: you guys, i have like no cleavage on my nose.
me: what?!
kayleigh: huh?
eva: you know, like cleavage. it's skinnier, like it lost weight.
me: eva. cleavage is like when your boobs are pushed together.
eva: WHAT!? OHHH. cartilage! i meant cartilage. they seem the same.
Siblings are the world's best thing ever.
“It aint food til somebody eats it.”
– My love, Alton Brown
The English English Language vs. The American...
Me: So apparently the English say "put the washing on," instead of just "doing the laundry."
Dad: What? What are they putting the washing on?
Me: That's exactly what I said.
Dad: So do they say, "put the washing off," when they're folding it?
coffeeandacasio:
beth has tumblr! party!
I can’t figure this out. heeheehee I’m super computer illiterate. I think that makes me a book worm nerd and not a computer nerd.
“I don’t need an excuse to drink. I woke up this morning and that’s...”
– some K-roger employee
“I can’t wait to become a whale and live on the bottom of the floor of the...”
– Laura